#BROTARD IS HERE.

Mette

 

Since it's 02 AM I will only be writing this in English.

The Shaytards just had their 5th baby. I was not expecting Mommytard to give birth so quickly after her epidural, so I just started writing different blog posts. After a few hours I logged onto Facebook.. And he had arrived. An hour ago. I kinda teared up for two reasons: for having missed for a whole hour that he was alive and out, and just for the fact that he is here. I've been refreshing Twitter ever since to see all the new pictures of him. He's so cute, so pdeffinp (pretty darn effin precious).

I can't believe it's been over 3 years, since Rocktard was born. I sat all day refreshing Twitter a billion times and when he was finally out, I almost died. I can't really explain why the birth of a new baby from a family I've never met means so much to me. I've seen almost every video they've put out. And they've been vlogging for almost 5 years, so that's some insight into a family.

I love the Shaytards so much.

And Brotard... We all love you already. You are the luckiest baby in the world to be born into the Shaytards family. Remember, happiness is a choice. Things don't always come easy. And your Family is kinda crazy, but you'll get used to it and it'll probably grow on you. You have to be able to tolerance face singing, being thrown in the air and being thrown like a helicopter onto the bed. Oh, and there's also a huge dog in the house. But most importanly, lots of love and faith in life. And of course, some people watching you. Actually, over a million people on something called YouTube. All of this, you'll learn in the next couple of years - enjoy the ride. And I'll hopefully meet you and your family really soon.

 

<3

 

 

If you have no idea who the Shaytards are... Watch this video: